You're sitting in front of your computer screen, and someone's telling you a story.

It's an exciting tale. A series with cliffhangers and all.

The solution -- if there is any -- is in the sidelines.

And then there's Victoria.

Here she is, reading every word that pops up the screen out loud.

It's like watching TV with Victoria voicing over the subtitles.

Thank God there's the music - sounds like an old 33.

Flow and punch, brushes and bass and a mellow guitar, that's basically the stuff reading is made of.

That's what I am telling you:

Here's words that read themselves to you. Dancing, grooving.

If only Victoria would shut up!